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AnOfficerPullsHeisenbergOver

An officer pulls Heisenberg over and asks "Do you know how fast you were going?" Heisenberg says "No, but I know where I'm going."

The officer says, "You were doing 55 in a 35." Heisenberg says "Great, now I'm lost..."

Then the officer, thinking this is suspicious, asks him to pop the trunk. The officer says "Hey, do y'all know there's a dead cat in here?" Shrödinger says, "We do now, asshole!"

The officer says "I give up. I'm arresting you." Ohm resists.